Xenophobia

Alright, time for my first real post. This here series called profile potentials will be a top 5 list of ethnic groups we should be racially profiling. Well, here it goes.

5- French rioters

Recently French rioters have become more and more competitive in seeing who can stand the riot spray the longest. Young Jaucque has taken the gold with .03 seconds. French police have claimed the riot spray is used against the French because they hate showers. Just as the French's greatest fear is exploited, the same would go for any other country. If there is ever riots in England you can expect the riot police to be holding giant toothbrushes.

Ironically, the riots are a product of French businessmen wanting to have the option of firing workers who aren't competitive. This looks like another case of the French out-Frenching themselves again. But perhaps it would be best if the French lived up to their reputation and surrendered to the police armed with squirt guns, because I hear that water is really, really cold.

4- Venezuelan Soldiers

Venezuelan president, Hugo Chavez has recently stated that he plans on sending Venezuelan soldiers to America to attack us in what he calls his resistance of war. In other news, the cocaine business in Venezuela is a boom right now.

3- Undocumented Mexicans

In the past few days, bills supporting amnesty to illegal immigrants have been brought to the floor, at the same time large protests have taken place to say illegal immigration is okay. In other news, cocaine is a boom in Mexico as well.

2- Chinese Port Operators

A Chinese company will soon be taking over port security in some foreign ports where goods are shipped to America. It is suspected that this company supports world wide Communism and may use violence to obtain it. Their tactic of warfare against the Americans are by smuggling weapons, some say. With this new opening, the Chinese will have no problem striking America by way of ports. That is why we must be informed of Chinese weaponry hidden in crates. Their weaponry includes firecrackers, bottlerockets, sparklers, and sharp leaves.

1- Iraqi Camels

Reports have come out that Saddam Hussein was planning on using 'camels of mass destruction' on the American people by strapping weaponry and explosives on to camels and sending them into a battlefield. Although Saddam is gone, these camels still present a threat and could be lurking anywhere. But sadly, the only way to tell if a camel is a threat is to push on its hump. If you hear a beep followed by an explosion, you'll know you found a very naughty camel.